Allegedly & Sons
Illustration of a cream-colored feather quill resting at an angle beside an ink blot.

Exhibit AS-0002

The Second-Best Quill

Estimated value
One slightly disputed goose
Your price
$349.00

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Every great signature in history had a backup. Meet it.

Included

  • The Second-Best Quill
  • Bureau Certificate No. AS-0002 (Authenticity: Allegedly)

The Case File

Always the Backup, Never the Bride

Every great document in history was signed with the best quill. This is the one lying right next to it.

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It waited in reserve at a treaty between two kingdoms over a disputed goose, stood by at a royal wedding in case of blots, and once, for eleven glorious minutes, signed a pharaoh’s lunch order.

It has never been first. It has never complained. The Bureau considers it the most dependable object in the collection.

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Specifications

Material
Feather with a metal nib
Length
About 28 cm
Ink
Not included. It prefers to watch.

Bureau Certificate

Every acquisition comes with Bureau Certificate No. AS-0002.

Authenticity: Allegedly.

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