Exhibit AS-0003
The Viking Participation Trophy
- Estimated value
- Three longships and a sandwich
- Your price
- $275.00
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Found in the grave of Bjorn the Adequate. His saga: “He was there.”
Included
- The Viking Participation Trophy
- Bureau Certificate No. AS-0003 (Authenticity: Allegedly)
The Case File
Bjorn the Adequate
Long before medals, the Norse gave this trophy to any warrior who reached the longship on time, brought a snack and tried their best.
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Only one has ever surfaced, buried with Bjorn the Adequate, whose entire saga is a single line: “He was there.”
Bjorn’s descendants handed it to the Bureau in exchange for a sandwich and a sincere thank-you. They describe the deal as fair.
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Specifications
- Material
- Bronze-colored plastic
- Height
- About 10 cm
- Engraving
- Blank. Bjorn never got around to it.
Bureau Certificate
Every acquisition comes with Bureau Certificate No. AS-0003.
Authenticity: Allegedly.
